What Do You Do?

I am in the midst of creating business cards that are really life cards. So, not necessarily my 9am-5pm business life on a card, but the "what I am up to with my big, amazing life" card.

That way, when we meet one evening at a party and you shake my hand and ask the question that we always ask to keep the conversation alive and engaging, "Nice to meet you.  (pause)  So, what do you do?"

I can hand you a life card and say, "Oh me?  I am the Mad Hatter".

Here is how the back of the card I hand you will read:

Boom.

I cannot wait to meet you!  What will your big, amazing life card read?